when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
(via orgasmic-humor)
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DADDYgeester
in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
(via orgasmic-humor)
coming back to school from christmas break and realizing everyone has new clothes and haircuts and you still look like shit
(Source: asassybitchjust, via funnybro)
That awkward moment when people think that you’re jealous of them.
No honey, you got it ALL wrong.
(via rey-de-marte)
(Source: niggablvd, via foreveralone-lyguy)
(Source: zaczynasz, via foreveralone-lyguy)
That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.
(via toodopetoexist)
(Source: jirx, via 2ugly2breathe)
(via life-ofthe-party)
